Japanese Beautiful Model

How do I steal this beautiful girl away from her very handsome boyfriend?

The odds for me to find another girl like this is prolly one in a billion. (She's a italian, japanese, spanish, french, purtguese mix). She is my friend and she's 18 year old. Yeah. I admit. Her boyfriend looks like a freaking model (about 6'6 and blonde hair). I'm a dude with a big heart so I admit he's handsome maybe even more handsome than me. Damn.. How do I get her? Is it even possible?

Public Comments

1. "thou shalt not steal"
2. you dont. theres alot more girls out there.
3. why don't you try to find another girl instead of hurting her
4. MYOB What you're saying is you are willingly a thief. I hope the guy finds out and thumps you good!
5. OHH u need all the luck unless u look far more good looking then her boyfirend
6. pay some other girl to hit on him and then have proof that he cheated
7. If you really do have a big heart, you would realize that the best way to be a good friend is respecting their relationship and keeping out of it. Unless he's abusing her or she's not happy with him, steer clear from trying to "steal" her away.
8. Yes it's possible. The harder you try the more your chances are of getting this girl.
9. Dont cut another mans lunch. leave them to there happiness
10. In your dreams
11. It's never worth it. If she is willing to be stolen away from him, it's a matter of time before she's willing to be stolen away from you. Don't do it.
12. sorry. u just have to let it go. we all go through the same experience, but also learn to let it go.
13. Don't be a scumbag! If she wanted you she'd be with you. Anything and everything you do to try to steal her will be not being yourself. It wouldn't be you she's leaving him for it would be whom ever you had to be to steal her. Also do you want a girl that can be stolen from the one she loves? and when she tells you she loves you is it a better love than the love she has now? You can't win this one. move on. stay in contact if you must. maybe he will turn out to be a dirtbag later on, take her for granted, or have uncontrolable flatulance?
14. a bowl of lasagna should do it it is possible
15. tell her you like her and see what her response is she might feel the same way and possibly going out with him to make you jealous...possibly lol some words of wisdom..... if its ment to be it will be
16. if they're a perfect couple dont steal!! unless u think he's being a jerk to her, then win her with your wit.
17. Usually these handsome man/Hot girl relationships don't last. I don't know why they don't they just don't. But have you ever thought of chloroform? It's freaking awesome. With Chloroform you have to options. A) Knock the handsome guy out with it. Put him in your trunk (I hope you have a car man) And drive him to West Virginia. No one in West Virginia has a phone. So he won't even have a clue where hes at, and if he ever does figure it out he can't call anyone. Plus West Virginians are notorius for picking up "strays" and making them into mountain wives. Or B) Knock her out with it and say that he did it when she wakes up. make up some crazy science experiment story about how he had her knocked out and had a camera and a donkey in the room when you came in and saved her. If she's really as close of a friend as you say she is she'll believe you and be so disgusted at him for trying to make a donkey sex tape with her. He'll be out of the picture for good. Either way your a winner. With Chloroform on your side you'll always win. *Disclaimer: Actually using chloroform to get your way with a woman is grossly illegal and is not tolerated in any country (except Russia and some parts of Germany) I do not take any part if this user decides to use chloroform. The repercussions will not in anyway come back on me. P.S. Isn't this a question for those saps in the dating section? Us here in Polls and surveys pride ourselves in our ability not to answer dating questions seriously.